Now and then I go to the coffee shop shop opposite the Gathering Place where I can read the local rag for free whilst supping my beverage of choice.

Unlike most coffee shops, lattes come in three varieties as well as three sizes...

latte

skinny latte

skinny skinny latte

I have the last of these.

Latte - blue milk

Skinny latte - green milk

Skinny skinny latte - red milk.

Of course, if you aren't a Brit or don't drink cow's milk this is all meaningless.

For the record, the coffee shop ticks boxes for fairtrade and rainforest alliance.  It sells healthy soup, bacon sandwiches and very unhealthy gloopy cakes.

Just so's you know!