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  • Stealing a Laugh

    HT Nick Lear, for this joke which made me chuckle enough to hurt my scars...

    One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say a series of words, and he wanted them to sing the song that came to mind, when he said each word. 

    The first word he said was 'rock' They immediately started singing 'Rock of Ages.' 

    The second word he said was 'name' and they sang 'Lord, I lift your name on high.' 

    The third word was 'cross' and they began singing 'The Old Rugged Cross.'

     

    The fourth word he said was 'eyes' and they sang, 'Open the eyes of my heart, Lord.'

     

    Finally, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, the Minister said, "Sex". Everyone gasped and then it got very quiet. Finally, way in the back of the church an 87 yr old lady stood up and started gently singing, "Memories."
    (Apologies about formatting it got mangled in transition)
  • Reach!

    wall climbing.jpgNot sure how well this shows up, but it is the part of my hall wall where I do my daily 'wall climbing' exercise.  Since I began this exercise on 17th Feb, I have increased my reach by almost 8" (20 cm), sometimes in big steps, other times not at all.  There is still a good way to go for my right arm to match my left, but progress is good and it is satisfying to see the lines moving higher up the wall (hopefully they'll rub off after this is finished!)

    As I was measuring the increase this morning, I found the old S Club 7 song 'Reach!' coming into my mind:

    Reach for the stars
    Climb every mountain higher
    Reach for the stars
    Follow your hearts desire
    Reach for the stars
    And when that rainbow's shining over you
    That's when your dreams will all come true

     

    Many moons ago, when I was at vicar school, we ran a holiday for underprivileged children.  This was technically a Methodist initiative dating back, I think, to Victorian times.  Each year we had a Biblical theme of some sort, and the second year I was involved (2001) the S Club 7 song seemed to find its way in, though I can't recall how!  One of the aims of the holiday was to say to these children, who knew hardship and who lacked the opportunities many of us took for granted, that they were 'worth it' and that they could, indeed, 'reach for the stars.'

    These children were aged 7 to 11, so a decade on they will all be grown up.  Some of them may already be parents; some of them may have remained trapped in the cycles of poverty, addiction or violence that permeated the areas where they lived.  But just maybe there is a young man or a young woman out there who is 'following their hearts desire' as an indirect result of that week a decade ago.

    BMS plaque.jpgNext to my daily 'wall climbing' marks hangs this little plaque I made in 2004 to commemorate the visit of a BMS Action Team to Dibley BC.

    The week these young people spent with the church, coinciding as it happens with the insurance inspector's visit, was a significant 'moment' in the life of the church and my ministry within it.  Four young people, aged 19 to 25, who had spent a year in Uganda following their hearts and their Lord as they worked with BMS.  One of them is now a youth minister in London, one of them became a BMS mission partner, two of them have disappeared off my radar totally.

    I think this morning I am reminded of the way that little things mean a lot; that holiday clubs and camps and focus weeks can have lasting impacts beyond anything we can measure.  Maybe sometimes that week will see a big 'leap' change in someone's life; maybe sometimes it will be a 'pause' before they move on; maybe it will just be one more steady step on an ongoing journey... a bit like the marks on my wall really.  Big or small, they all matter and all contribute to a bigger story... so reach!