Following yesterday's parodies of hymns and songs, and in preparation for Saturday's yomp around Glasgow in the dark, here are a couple of possibles:

Shine, Glasgow, Shine,

Fill your bag with stuff for shops to sell

Walk, people, walk,

Raise a lot of funds

Rain, rain go away

We don't want to use our raincoats

Support Cancer Research UK

And beat this thing we will!

(OK it doesn't quite scan or fit the tune... )

Or this one

We're raising cash for charity

Walk, walk, in the dark

The glow sticks glow for all to see

Walk, walk in the dark

Walk in the dark, walk in the dark, walk in the dark to raise cash for charity

Any others?  The dafter the better.

Many, many thanks to all who have already sponosered me - I jave just raised the 'bar' again on the target in response to your generosity.  I am very humbled because as well as friends, there are many folk listed there who only know me as a blogger or a bcc avatar.  There is still time if you haven't done so and would like to...

EDIT - comments behaving badly YET AGAIN so received this by email from AndyJ

Jesus bids us shine with a pure clear light;

yomping in the darkness Glasgow's not so bright.

If it gets to morning and we're still aglow,

please to soothe our blisters and our 'yomper's toe'!