Just for fun. 

In a couple of conversations I had today the following observations were made by the other people... and I managed to keep a straight face... just: -

"Even when I was at my biggest I had a flat tummy under the fat"  (Er, yeah, didn't/don't we all?)

On the statistics for car accidents... "women may have a lower number of accidents statistically but..." (um, sorry, either we have less or we don't...)