Recognising that to the pure all is pure, this from today's BUGB news esweep reminded me of a classic church blooper...
Two years after having one of the lowest birth rates in the world, Georgia is enjoying something of a baby boom, following an intervention from the country's most senior cleric.
The classic blooper runs something like this:
The Little Mothers group meets on Mondays at 2:30. Those wishing to become little mothers please see the vicar after the service
Sorry BUGB
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How about:
"The preacher for next week will be found pinned up on the noticeboard in the church porch."
"We pray for those who are sick of our fellowship."