Recognising that to the pure all is pure, this from today's BUGB news esweep reminded me of a classic church blooper...

Two years after having one of the lowest birth rates in the world, Georgia is enjoying something of a baby boom, following an intervention from the country's most senior cleric.

The classic blooper runs something like this:

The Little Mothers group meets on Mondays at 2:30.  Those wishing to become little mothers please see the vicar after the service

Sorry BUGB