Recognising that to the pure all is pure, this from today's BUGB news esweep reminded me of a classic church blooper...
Two years after having one of the lowest birth rates in the world, Georgia is enjoying something of a baby boom, following an intervention from the country's most senior cleric.
The classic blooper runs something like this:
The Little Mothers group meets on Mondays at 2:30. Those wishing to become little mothers please see the vicar after the service
"The preacher for next week will be found pinned up on the noticeboard in the church porch."
"We pray for those who are sick of our fellowship."