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  • Fun at the Fayre

    So, a long day at the Spring Fayre later time for a couple of funny moments...

    One of the items I donated was a squirrel nutcracker like this one:

    nutcracker squirrel norpro.jpg

    It attracted a fair deal of derision and caused much amusement, yet no-one wanted to buy it.  I nicknamed it the 'double your money' item as per the lunchtime TV programme 'Car Booty.'  A few minutes before the end of the Fayre I noticed it had gone and commented on this to the stall holder: no he hadn't sold it, neither had his colleague... it appears it had been nicked!

    Talking of nicked, one of the items I spotted on the bric-a-brac stall was a collection of seven pencils held together with a rubber band for the princely sum of 10p. which I duly paid - pencils which I had lent out in a church service and which had mysteriously walked.  Which just goes to show it's the little old ladies you have to watch out for.

    All good fun.  We raised about £1k for the redevelopment fund, saw lots of people come through the doors and had some good conversations.

    And if the nutcracker-napper is out there, we forgive you.

  • Selling Indulgences

    Last night as we set up for the Spring Fayre (which looks amazing) someone asked me if I was going to run a stall selling indulgences.  After postulating selling blessings at 10p a word (cheaper than the Herald personal ads...) deducing that pigs' blood might contravene 'elf and satey' and that chicken bones were a little too obvious, I will be supplying hand crafted vanilla slices and fresh cream strawberry slices for anyone who craves a little indulgence.  Hurrah for Sainsbugs (other brands are available) pre-rolled puff pastry!

    Other delights for those seeking some edible Saturday indulgence include homemade tablet (~fudge), marmalade, chutney, banana bread, cookies and sponges.  Should be a good day.