This is something that has kept popping into my mind over the last ten months, specifically in the light of my own direct experience and some of the experiences of folk I'm in contact with.  Hospital chaplaincy varies enormously across the NHS but seems, predominantly, to be concerned with in-patient support and/or dire emergencies (very premature neonates and major accidents).  There seems to be little, or no, provision for people whose treatment is mainly, or exclusively, done via out-patient clinics and/or day-case units.

So I am wondering, based on the fact that I find total strangers approach me when I happen to be in a hopsital wearing a clerical collar, and the fact that there were moments when I'd have valued a chaplain to pray with me as I waited for biopsy results etc., if anyone knows of any out-patient chaplaincy that occurs and/or if anyone else thinks it'd be a good idea. 

Suffice to say, I am currently pondering the possibility of exploring some voluntary chaplaincy in this kind of role, but need to do a lot of sounding out first - with church (who don't yet know I'm thinking about it) with hospitals and with chaplaincies in said hospitals.  So I thought I'd start with you, gentle readers, as you are the 'end user' kind of people!

Yesterday as part of our all age service I invited the congregation to share their best excuses for not going to a party (or event/function) that they didn't want to attend.  Although I wrote them on the flip chart at the time (and they may well be on the audio recording of the service) I can't recall them all.  But here are a few...

• I'm washing my hair
• I'm on call (one of our medics)
• I've just remembered a funeral (ministerial equivalent of the above)
• My car broke down
• My aunt just arrived
• I've nothing to wear

We had a laugh and it was a good way in to the parable we were looking at about the 'man who gave a party and no-one came'

Earlier in the service I invited people to say who they would like to invite to a party, no-one was off limits.  Some of the replies were:

• Bob Geldof
• Take That (shows our age!)
• Nelson Mandela
• Hilary Clinton
• Petra Kvitova
• Family
• Friends
• Neighbours

We then heard a parable and were invited to amend the list to add people Jesus would invite.  Some of the replies were:

• Homeless people
• Asylum seekers
• People with drink and drug dependencies
• People with HIV/AIDs
• Sadam Hussein (that caused a few intakes of breath!)

I think we had a pretty good time together, culminating in sharing communion imagined as a 'party' for Passover.

Two questions were left with people to ponder...

Based on the Luke banquet parable, suppose you gave a party and no-one came, what would you do?  What does this say about church life?

Based on the Matthew wise and foolish girls, on whom do we slam the door because we judge them 'not ready'?  What does this say about church life?

I had fun anyway.  Next week it is stories (or at least one liners) about treasure.