... for my trusty twelve year old Saxo

A spectacular MOT fail - i.e. a whole page of stuff plus advisories - meaning that it (she) is now beyond economic repair.

Fortunately I can keep her off road legally until I decide her ultimate fate... garage reckoned I do better to trade in that scrap but a lot of thinking needed before I'd buy another car given I only do around 1500 miles a year (which is half the problem)

Well done good and faithful Saxo, may you Rust in Peace