Miaow, purr, purr, never mind that Dave Tomlinson, here's our version (unfortunately, beyond the title, the Slave is not feeling everso creative today):

• To follow the way of Sky Cat's Kitten rather than rules and conventions created by V.E.T.s and other hu-beings
• To squirm and wriggle and never be compliant when being caged by Slave or V.E.T.s, and never, ever to do what the cat books say.
• To make a priority of eating and sleeping, and pursue justice for all kittens.
• To create domestic messiness conssitent with the feline perfection we already possess
• To live courageously, climbing curtains, scratching carpets and sleeping on beds without guilt or fear.
• To love the world and honour it as Sky Cat's body (we don't really understand this one but don't think hu-beings do either)
• To eat Dreamies, purr often, chase the red dot, entertain Slave and Slave's friends, and welcome strangers with a not-too-disdainful stare.
• To resist passing judgement, and befriend kittens and other creatures in the margins.
• To look for Sky Cat in every kitten, hu-being and situation.