Buy the Christmas Radio Times.  This a Pauline imperative!!  Why?  Because it contains a version of The Twelve Days of Christmas by laureate Carol Anne Duffy that you simply must read.  If you live in Oz or the Czech republic or somewhere that doesn't sell it, well, persuade your friends to post you a copy.  It may be online if you look hard enough.  But just buy it.  And read it.  And think on it...