If you had a remote control for your minister/vicar/rabbi/holy-person, what functions would it have?
If you had a remote control for your congregation, what functions would it have?
Obvious ones seems to be:
- fast forward through boring sermon
- mute button for people who drone on and on in open prayer times
- 'gentle shake' function for those who snooze during the sermon
- 'self-collecting' function for used communion cups (Baptist/URC model)
- volume control for singing
- 'make encouraging noises/smile' function for audience congregation