Or some equally large number.

Don't go off script in your sermon and try to tell a joke just as Tam O'Xifen decides it's time to treat you a quick visit to the tropics.

Just as well my people are lovely and long-suffering.

Bet no-one ever gave a class on leading worship for 'women of a certain age/stage' and how to stay cool when you become the embodiment of "shine, preacher, shine" along with "flow river flow, flood my teeshirt with perspiration..."  Ah the joys of side effects!

Hmm, a whole new (flippant/heretical) take on Moses' shiny face...

(and apologies to Graham Kendrick)