Sign seen in the place where this evening's service was held:
So how do you read it?
a) A person from China overcooks the evening meal?
b) Some obscure ceremony whereby those attending the evneing meal are subjected to a 'chinese burn'
c) A combined Burns Supper and Chinese New Year celebration?
It was, as we all undoubtedly guessed, (c) but I'm afraid (b) came to my mind, and when I pointed out the potential confusion to someone they thought I meant (a).
As the saying goes, 'what does it say, how do you read it?'