This chuckle inducing picture is doing the rounds just now...
A Skinny Fairtrade Latte in the Food Court of Life - Page 565
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Just for Fun
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Second Week of Advent: Wednesday
For those keeping count, today we are as near as makes very little odds half way through Advent. December 12th - twelve 'windows' opened on the Advent Calendar, half the daily graduations burned down on the single candle, and so on.
And of course it's one of those dates that people get excited about... 12/12/12. At twelve minutes past twelve (or as near as I can manage) I will be meeting up with folk from our Coffee Club for our annual Christmas meal. The official meet time is 12:15 but some of us kind of fancied 12:12...
What is it about this kind of calendar coincidence that captures our attention? I recall the so-called auspicious date of 8/8/88 on which Princess Beatrice was born. I recall the wibbly feeling around the end of the twentieth century and the so-called millennium bug... was had to test all our software to make sure it would not keel over at or after 9/9/99 (for those old enough to remember things like FORTRAN, 99 and 999 were popular line numbers for coding complex routines;) and then of course the 00:00 01/01/00 and would all the planes fall out of the sky or some other preventable catastrophe...
Some people are saying this is the last such date we will ever see (on the grounds that by 1st January 2101 we'll all be dead) others are saying the next one is next week as we reach 20/12/2012.
Well, whatever we may think, and however amusing or intriguing it all is (I recall signing off about fifty documents on 9/9/99) basically it is just another day, and the numbers an almost arbitrary system for recording things we judge significant.
There is nothing new in observing that the first Advent went unmarked, that even for the first four hundred years or so Advent did not exist. Perhaps it is good to be reminded of that today, half way to Bethlehem. To recall that for all our systems and superstitions, we cannot predict or restrict God's potential to burst into our experiences afresh.
Advent is helpful, otherwise why would I be writing all this stuff, but we need to be careful lest it becomes either one more box-ticking exercise or inappropriately overlaid with folk-religion.
Timeless God
Beyond counting or containing
Who breathed order into disorder
And gave form to creation
Help us both to delight in the patterns and rhythms of the natural world
And to recognised our propensity to make more of them than they really are
As we journey onwards
In the ordinary everyday stuff of life
Alert us to hints of the extraordinary
That will surprise and delight us afresh
Amen.
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Second Week in Advent: Tuesday
After yesterday's frenetic activity, today has been much more gentle in pace - maybe my prayer was answered and I did, to an extent, 'cease' (and yes, Jane, be reminded that I am not God!). A lovely time with my house guests, who treated me to dinner out last night, and who have now continued further north to see other of their friends who live in Scotland.
An expensive day - £58 for stamps to send the cards that have too far to travel for me to hand deliver them, £18 to send three parcels, and quite a bit on organising delivery of other gifts via internet sites. But that's more of less it done now. The commercial, expensive (very) can be ticked off, and I can centre more fully on the 'reason for the season'
A beautiful day - clear blue sky and crisp frost on grass and trees. Winter can be such a gift, if we have the will to indulge ourselves and enjoy it, whether it is delighting in the cold air or snuggling in the warmth of home.
Thank you God for this day:
For the clear blue sky and sparkling white frost
For the taste of apricot jam on warm croissants
For shared conversations and the making of memories
For the ability to pay for stamps to send greetings to farway places
For colourful wrapping paper and sturdy carboard boxes
For spaces and places to enjoy your good creation
Thank you God,
That whilst we are preoccupied
With packing and posting
And buying and writing
And endless other preparations,
You simply carry on
Creating
Redeeming
Sustaining
And declaring your work
To be good
Amen.
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Second Week of Advent: Monday
Today has been bitty - lots of odds and ends to do, but nothing very concrete. Now it's late afternoon, time is not on my side and I feel I ought to say something...
Isn't this the trap we all fall into now and then, the 'need to say something' or to 'do something', that our self-imposed expectations control us, rather than us them. Somehow creating Christmas swamps what Christmas creates... Into this self-imposed overload, God says simply this: "cease!"
Busy, busy believers, trying to create Christmas: cease!
Overstretched, overwhelmed carers: cease!
Overexcited, overindulged receivers: cease!
Be still
I AM
God
Cease
You Are
Mine
I
for
You
I
in
You
I
with
You
~
Emmanuel: God with Us
Amen.
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Prototypes...
OK so today I did some protoypes for craft activities for church...
Two jam-jar lanterns:
Two tree decorations/sun catchers (plastic things that came with the glass paint)