For anyone who think the LORD ought to smite people who shop on Sundays, well, you can interpret this as you see fit.

After the GB parade service this morning, I nipped to the local supermarket (for which there are evidently more reasons to shop at that any other) to pick up some food for this evening's bring and share pre-service tea - a large box of salad and some sausage rolls.  I also filled a salad box for myself for lunch, chose a fruit flan for the tea and headed off for the checkouts - disaster I dropped the smaller box of salad.  As cherry tomatoes rolled across the aisles, mayonnaise spread in sticky puddle littered with cucumber, pasta shells and the exactly three chunks of feta cheese I'd managed to find in the relevant salad, I asked a staff member to call for a cleaner, and wondered why this had to happen to day when I really did not have time to start all over again with another box...

Amazingly, the person literally inches from the box did not end up wearing salad, and I settled for a salad-less lunch, while chapel folk well get their large box fully intact.  But maybe next time I'll make sure I'm not racing around after a Sunday service doing food shopping for church!

... and a few back?

Tomorrw's cluster service is preceded by a bring and share tea, an opportunity for folk from four churches to get to know each other better.  So why have a few of my folk said "do we have to go for tea"?  Well, no, but it would really be a shame if you didn't.

Why are Baptists so flipping independent?!

Today I've received (very partial!) details of a request to conduct a 'graveside only' funeral next week.  I have agreed to take this on, largely because there is a major shortage of ministers in our area at the moment, and assuming that I can find a suitable liturgy from somewhere.  As yet I do not know the age, circumstances or background of the deceased, but know that in this area such requests often come where there are few or no mourners, little overt faith connection and cremation is not desired.

So, a trawl through the obvious published candidates - including the green (current) edition of Funeral Services - which has turned up absolutely nothing for this precise circumstance.  A web trawl found no liturgies, only a few examples of mass services (as in large numbers of burials at once, not RC communion services).  Does anyone have any ideas?

My current plan is to do a fairly standard funeral but with no hymns (I'm not about to sing solo in the rain on a hillside!) and no address, though allowing a few moments for silent reflection/recollection.  In other words something along the lines of:

Welcome

Scripture sentences

Gathering Prayer

Reading

Silent reflection

Prayers of thanksgiving & commendation

Committal

Blessing

If there are family members, I will meet them to see if they want anything special to occur and/or any poems etc read, but I can't see it being a long drawn out affair.

But if anyone out there has done this kind of service and has some ideas or liturgies I can use, please let me know.

Thank you.

... called Dibley BC.

So, yesterday's church meeting looked at upcoming services/events and a change to service times beginning in January. For a church that, five years ago, expected 10:30 to 11:30 morning and 6 - 7 evening exactly with no loitering and no variation to routine we must have undergone something of a Copernican revolution to where we are now!

Here's the autumn programme....

7 Sept - joint service at D+1

14 Sept - cluster service and tea at D+2

21 Sept - own service, probably at Dibley Meths as school not available

28 Sept - B2C service at school, with tea

5 Oct - Harvest service, collection of non-perishables for homeless and women's refuge

12 Oct - Songs of praise in sheltered housing complex and tea

19 Oct - One World Week at D-2 Anglicans (on the basis south needs to be minus if north is plus!)

26 Oct - Baptismal service and tea at D+2

2 Nov - joint service at D+1

9 Nov - Remembrance service at school

After that it settles down for a few weeks!!

From January we begin a trial of a new approach where we'll meet at 10a.m. on Sundays 1 and 2 and 3 p.m. on Sundays 3 and 4.  This is an attempt to balance the needs of the more  frail, elderly folk (for whom afternoons are better) with those of the middle-aged folk for whom Sunday is their day for family.  We'll see how it goes!  Oh, Sunday 5, when it occurs will be 10 a.m. though in a flippant moment we did wonder if we could all take the day off...!

So every Sunday, we're on our way, for we're a wandering, flexible church here at DBC!

Tonight was our bi-monthly Church Meeting.  It was fine: good-natured, the service time review went through virtually on the nod, we decided what to do for harvest which is being squeezed in on 5th October (apparently it's correct Sunday!) and all was hunky dory.

One of the big parts of our meetings is always pastoral news, it gets long and laborious, sometimes being a list of sniffles and broken finger nails.  At the moment it is very important; almost everyone has some tough challenges to face, lots of serious illness, several bereavements, complex family problems and so on.  We spent quite a bit of time sharing and then had a time of prayer when each person was asked to pray for the person on their left, then their right (we sit in a horseshoe), then one of those we'd mentioned (which extended to friends and neighbours).  At the end of the meeting we had ten minutes open prayer on 'any topic people felt they wished to pray for' which included those in the USA commemorating 9/11.  This is when I love my people - they understand something of the import of prayer for others.

Got home and within ten minutes the phone rang - one of my members to let me know that my predecessor but 4 (I think!) a minister still in pastoral ministry had had a heart attack and died this morning.  He had certainly been a great encourager to some of my folk, a regular decent guy who enjoyed a pint and a chat, and was now serving a church 0.5 miles from Heathrow airport.  Our thoughts and prayers are with his widow and his church tonight.

But this is getting a little too often for my already fragile congregation, so, if you're listening God - Enough Already!